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Police Officer: Your Daugter just had a hart attack and plowed into a school bus full of honor role kids. They both tumbled off of a cliff and landed on a poorly constructed orphanage...
Parent: k
Police Officer: Your Daugter just had a hart attack and plowed into a school bus full of honor role kids. They both tumbled off of a cliff and landed on a poorly constructed orphanage...
Parent: k
by DjHooker May 16, 2023

Nike wants to know of Kris and Austin will wear her special running shoes while drunk on ketamine,,, how nice arrogant k is Nike? Men or easy women...
by Nîke October 21, 2022

A very strange insider group on Instagram user “kxy.b33’s” account. The leader is very schizophrenic and most likely needs mental treatment, and so do its members. (Most likely a cult)
Normal Person: Hey you’ve been laughing at your phone for 5 hours, what’s so funny?
Now mental patient: I’m on Kxy.b33’s instagram and have been accepted into K nation, i’ve never felt more alive in my life!
Now mental patient: I’m on Kxy.b33’s instagram and have been accepted into K nation, i’ve never felt more alive in my life!
by Yapper1738 December 26, 2023

National F**k on Sanaa Day
Ex: Mark: ykw tomorrow is right?
?: No what is it??
Mark: It’s national fuck on Sanaa day dummy
?: Ohhhh that’s right. I’m definitely gonna do that tomorrow 👍🏾
Ex: Mark: ykw tomorrow is right?
?: No what is it??
Mark: It’s national fuck on Sanaa day dummy
?: Ohhhh that’s right. I’m definitely gonna do that tomorrow 👍🏾
by theefendibarbie March 21, 2023

k, an acronym,NAY a superpower.
k is an acronyme for ''You Got a Micropenis'' but once you say it to a male person that person, if he didnt wield a micropenis beforhand will instantly wield one.
once you say that to someone you are then immune to it and will infact be proof that you wield an above avrage penis.
k is an acronyme for ''You Got a Micropenis'' but once you say it to a male person that person, if he didnt wield a micropenis beforhand will instantly wield one.
once you say that to someone you are then immune to it and will infact be proof that you wield an above avrage penis.
Man 1:Hey you
Man 2:Who me
Man 1:You pissed me off earlier so you better say sorry or...
Man 2:NAH AH GIRL I AINT SAYIN' SORRY
Man 1:Alright then... i warned you... i say k on you
Man 2: OH SHIT i got a micro penis now and you don't.
Man 2:Who me
Man 1:You pissed me off earlier so you better say sorry or...
Man 2:NAH AH GIRL I AINT SAYIN' SORRY
Man 1:Alright then... i warned you... i say k on you
Man 2: OH SHIT i got a micro penis now and you don't.
by C0FFEE January 6, 2018

Damn, she really did me dirty on that one. Took the time to click Caps Lock before typing this one character message.
by RetartedlyRarted April 22, 2020
