soda blow

unexpected event that happens way too fast

a soda blow turns someone so calm into a lunatic

by NevWasTaken January 18, 2025

rubber blowing

when you ejaculate so hard it blows out the condom breaking it

so i started rubber blowing but now i have to leave the country to avoid paying child support

by sp6c3 September 26, 2024

blowed off her forehead

when you bust so hard you blow off her forehead from the jaw up

I blowed off her forehead better then she's ever imagined

by C3hawes January 31, 2023

blow the quayle

To turn yourself into the bird police.

I'm gonna blow the Quayle on you!

by Jesus H Wonka January 22, 2014

jalapeno blow job

this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.

the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.

by MC Busta September 5, 2019

Aztec Blow Dart

Giving a girl backshots and you finish inside, you then blow an Aztec death whistle in her ear, scaring the shit out of her and making her shoot your cum across the room like a blow dart

Dave - “What did you get up to last night?”
James - “Me and the wife made an Aztec blow dart”

by Mysteriousguylol March 25, 2024

Blow-whore

Feminine for blow-hard.

My neighbor is a real blow-whore.

by shwilla December 24, 2018