Bridger Beat Down

the act of getting absolutely railed by the ambridge bridgers

originally coming from their from their 2022 baseball team being WAY to fucking good

the way newcastle took their bridger beat down you’d think they wanted it

by Waiiiiteeeerrrr April 11, 2022

beat you to oblivion

To savagely beat someone beyond the mere confines of life and death, to a point where an inter-dimensional portal opens up and, in a blinding maelstrom hot as a supernova, sweeps the carcass of the beaten person up into the atmosphere, breaking all known laws of physics, and leaving no trace of the beaten person behind.

Sapphire: "Get down to the store, we need some groceries."
Kingfish: "Uh, I lost all my money at the racetrack."
Sapphire (grabbing a rolling pin): "I'm gonna beat you to oblivion!"

by IGKYA53 April 22, 2020

Pre-Beat

The act of beating off before work, school, appointment, and daily activity

John pre-beats before going to school so he won’t catch a erection during the day

by John handpick November 1, 2018

Beat ass

When you lose a fight or when you beat someone in a fight.

Yo I just gave this girl beat ass

by anonymous June 24, 2024

Beat it

1: what you say to someone when you want them to go away, as in "get lost"

2: a great song that Michael Jackson made in 1982

3: Chris Brown's motto

4: something you can't do in November

1: hey, Joe, beat it, you're in my seat.

2: "beat it" is my favorite Michael Jackson song.

3: remember, when you have girl problems, when all's in doubt, just beat it.

4: I beat it last night and failed NNN for the sixth year in a row

by El tipo guapo May 9, 2020

Beating it silly style

Beating your meat with both of your hands on the shaft and your feet behind your head while giggling like goofy

You hear that Jim was caught beating it silly style in Mr Jefferson’s class

by SenpaiFlared February 3, 2024

Dark Evil Beat

A song presented as serious but sounds intentionally bad.

Dark Evil Beat I've Been Cooking Up

by Bingledorf March 18, 2024