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Chris Bryant

Digging a hole, knowing you've already gone too deep but you keep digging because to stop would draw attention to your complete lack of knowledge, bad decisions and general failings.
First coined 1st August 2021 when UK Member of Parliament Chris Bryant was repeatedly and mercilessly burned on Twitter. Even long-time adversaries of the MP begged him to come off the social media platform after he alleged that Pinochet was a communist.

Undeterred, the MP went on to make such a fool of himself that the phrase "Doing a Chris Bryant" was used.
Having a Bryant - When you are in over your head, but you keep digging while pretending you know what you doing.

Boss to Painter. : "You know this wall was supposed to be blue, why did you paint it yellow, then proceed to paint the house, your car, and the old lady sitting on the bench outside?.. Did you paint that baby's face!? "

Painter: "I knew it was wrong, but people were watching! I just kept on going, as if that was all planned. People looked horrified when I was painting people and dogs and cars, but I just had a Chris Bryant moment. I literally couldn't stop being a prick. I was waiting for someone to take the brush off me, but they never did."
by Dic Penderyn August 1, 2021
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Chris Kutyla

Chris Kutyla is a big NPC who gets no women.
"Look at that big Chris Kutyla over there."
"OMG he's a big Chris Kutyla!"
by Sean The Skinny Loser August 15, 2022
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Chris

Sexy ass boy that pulls bitches everyday has no girlfriend because he can’t stand hoes but is one fine ass person Chris is a very good name
Sexy boy Chris that gets all the girls
by Sexy nikka Chris November 23, 2021
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Freaky chris

when Christopher daniel Margene gets a bit to freaky~
Person 1: yo did you see that new picture chris sent?

Person 2: ya! he definitely unleashed freaky chris!
by Dodfop July 31, 2024
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Chris Novak

Little man with strong loving man parts. He pictures himself as a lone wolf who does his own thing but really all he wants is a strong man to tell him what to do.
Chris Novak just ate my booty and apologized for farting before I finished
by Jammerv December 21, 2022
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Chris

He was a Chris in bed.
by DUCKDOODLE November 23, 2021
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Chris Eubanks

If your a women than you know if you’ve had the chris Eubanks style of love making !
Girl I got Chris Eubanks’ ed last night and I’ll tell ya ! It’s the best sex ever.
by Lovers of Lusty Leza November 12, 2023
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