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Police Officer: Your Daugter just had a hart attack and plowed into a school bus full of honor role kids. They both tumbled off of a cliff and landed on a poorly constructed orphanage...
Parent: k
Police Officer: Your Daugter just had a hart attack and plowed into a school bus full of honor role kids. They both tumbled off of a cliff and landed on a poorly constructed orphanage...
Parent: k
by DjHooker May 16, 2023
Get the kmug. k, an acronym,NAY a superpower.
k is an acronyme for ''You Got a Micropenis'' but once you say it to a male person that person, if he didnt wield a micropenis beforhand will instantly wield one.
once you say that to someone you are then immune to it and will infact be proof that you wield an above avrage penis.
k is an acronyme for ''You Got a Micropenis'' but once you say it to a male person that person, if he didnt wield a micropenis beforhand will instantly wield one.
once you say that to someone you are then immune to it and will infact be proof that you wield an above avrage penis.
Man 1:Hey you
Man 2:Who me
Man 1:You pissed me off earlier so you better say sorry or...
Man 2:NAH AH GIRL I AINT SAYIN' SORRY
Man 1:Alright then... i warned you... i say k on you
Man 2: OH SHIT i got a micro penis now and you don't.
Man 2:Who me
Man 1:You pissed me off earlier so you better say sorry or...
Man 2:NAH AH GIRL I AINT SAYIN' SORRY
Man 1:Alright then... i warned you... i say k on you
Man 2: OH SHIT i got a micro penis now and you don't.
by C0FFEE January 6, 2018
Get the kmug. by Coop Dupe November 23, 2021
Get the King of K Streetmug. by Frances_hello May 7, 2018
Get the Kmug. National F**k on Sanaa Day
Ex: Mark: ykw tomorrow is right?
?: No what is it??
Mark: It’s national fuck on Sanaa day dummy
?: Ohhhh that’s right. I’m definitely gonna do that tomorrow 👍🏾
Ex: Mark: ykw tomorrow is right?
?: No what is it??
Mark: It’s national fuck on Sanaa day dummy
?: Ohhhh that’s right. I’m definitely gonna do that tomorrow 👍🏾
by theefendibarbie March 21, 2023
Get the National F**k on Sanaa Daymug. emily je cilevědomá žena, která má velký potenciál procestovat celý svět, naučit se korejsky, stát se diktátorem ale HLAVNĚ !!! provdat se za krásného Korejce či Vietnamce. Je podnikavá a ráda plánuje věci. Má ráda svůj instagram, a má ho ráda tak moc že si ho stihne celou předělat dřiv než si uděláte kafe a stihnete sníst své čínské nudle!
„hej znáš emily k.?”
„myslíš tu typku co chodí s tim krásnym Korejcem, má spoustu přátel a každých 10 minut si mění instagram? jasně!”
„myslíš tu typku co chodí s tim krásnym Korejcem, má spoustu přátel a každých 10 minut si mění instagram? jasně!”
by icyicy November 14, 2020
Get the emily k.mug. What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.
F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.
F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V
"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."
"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."
"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"
by HaltMan May 22, 2025
Get the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G Vmug.