by bubba_dank January 23, 2019
Get the dead pussymug. A Guy who can get any girl regardless of how much she loves her boyfriend then seduce her into doing sexual things with them.
Ahmed, "Hey man what happened to yo girl, i heard she was runnin around with some other dude"
Gigglio, " Nah Man The Pussy Aligator stole her from me and now she dosent even know me anymore.....that mother fucker"
Ahmed, " LMFAO hahahaah SUckkkkks"
Gigglio, " Nah Man The Pussy Aligator stole her from me and now she dosent even know me anymore.....that mother fucker"
Ahmed, " LMFAO hahahaah SUckkkkks"
by A totheWHAat October 28, 2009
Get the Pussy Aligatormug. Pretty much has the same meaning as cock block or baller block, except that it refers to a female who is being prevented from scoring sexually with a man or another woman(if she is a lesbian or bisexual).
(at the bar)
Danny: (drunkenly talking to a girl who approached him with bedroom eyes and the intention of getting laid) "Hey baby, you do realize you are a total amazon, right? Mmmm, those lips, legs, breasts, and ass of yours! I really wanna nap with you tonight!"
Gertude: *giggles* "Sure hun, I'm sure you really need it! And for starters, my name is Gertrude!"
Danny: "While I don't think that that is the loveliest name I've ever heard, your manner and appearance really make up for it! Giggidy giggidy!"
Gertrude: "Yeah really, little man! How would ya like some of my lipstick on your dipstick, hmm?"
Danny: "Awwwwriiiight!"
*Suddenly Danny's friend Garrett runs out of nowhere and bodyslams Gertrude into a table*
Gertrude: "Hey why you little...!!?" *is knocked out temporarily for a few minutes*
Garrett: "Shut up, cheese hog and stay the fuck away from my homie here!"
Danny: "You asshole!! I was having a good time with my new bitch Gertrude and all of a sudden you break in to pussy block her for no reason!"
Garrett: "Dude. If you weren't so spaced out, you'd have an idea how fat and weather beaten that girl is. You obviously thought her name was the only ugly thing about her thanks to your beer goggles."
Danny: *hic* "Huh?? Well man you do know, that I'm also attracted to fat women right?"
Garrett: "But, but, you, um..."
Danny: "Whatever! She's MINE now so accept it, like it or not! *goes over to Gertrude, who was now getting up* Okay baby, let's go to my apartment and hit the sack! I'm really jonesin for some more cushion for the pushin!"
Gertrude: Yay! Let's go sweetie and let's get horizontal with each other!
*Still inebriated, Danny walks out the bar with his fat sow and returns to his appartment with her for a night of love making that would eventually blossom into a "beautiful" relationship, regardless of Gertrude's appearance after Danny sobering up."
Mark H. Urban slang contributer since February 2004.
Danny: (drunkenly talking to a girl who approached him with bedroom eyes and the intention of getting laid) "Hey baby, you do realize you are a total amazon, right? Mmmm, those lips, legs, breasts, and ass of yours! I really wanna nap with you tonight!"
Gertude: *giggles* "Sure hun, I'm sure you really need it! And for starters, my name is Gertrude!"
Danny: "While I don't think that that is the loveliest name I've ever heard, your manner and appearance really make up for it! Giggidy giggidy!"
Gertrude: "Yeah really, little man! How would ya like some of my lipstick on your dipstick, hmm?"
Danny: "Awwwwriiiight!"
*Suddenly Danny's friend Garrett runs out of nowhere and bodyslams Gertrude into a table*
Gertrude: "Hey why you little...!!?" *is knocked out temporarily for a few minutes*
Garrett: "Shut up, cheese hog and stay the fuck away from my homie here!"
Danny: "You asshole!! I was having a good time with my new bitch Gertrude and all of a sudden you break in to pussy block her for no reason!"
Garrett: "Dude. If you weren't so spaced out, you'd have an idea how fat and weather beaten that girl is. You obviously thought her name was the only ugly thing about her thanks to your beer goggles."
Danny: *hic* "Huh?? Well man you do know, that I'm also attracted to fat women right?"
Garrett: "But, but, you, um..."
Danny: "Whatever! She's MINE now so accept it, like it or not! *goes over to Gertrude, who was now getting up* Okay baby, let's go to my apartment and hit the sack! I'm really jonesin for some more cushion for the pushin!"
Gertrude: Yay! Let's go sweetie and let's get horizontal with each other!
*Still inebriated, Danny walks out the bar with his fat sow and returns to his appartment with her for a night of love making that would eventually blossom into a "beautiful" relationship, regardless of Gertrude's appearance after Danny sobering up."
Mark H. Urban slang contributer since February 2004.
by Mark H April 2, 2005
Get the pussy blockmug. (",)
FEMALE CUM- ambrosia, spray, liquid, dew, flow, juice, nectar, love juices, female juices, honey, dribble, cum artist, cum bath, vagina juice, soup, slime, squirt, sweet, wet,
FEMALE CUM- ambrosia, spray, liquid, dew, flow, juice, nectar, love juices, female juices, honey, dribble, cum artist, cum bath, vagina juice, soup, slime, squirt, sweet, wet,
FEMALE CUM- ambrosia, spray, liquid, dew, flow, juice, nectar, love juices, female juices, honey, dribble, cum artist, cum bath, vagina juice, soup, slime, squirt, sweet, wet, pussy juice
by SirKane22 September 15, 2012
Get the pussy juicemug. It's the same thing as "Eating out" pussy. Or going "down under." The person orally excites the other person's pussy. Process in which one "washes" a pussy orally (with their mouth).
by XNXOXEX August 23, 2011
Get the Pussy Washmug. The worst type of person. A man who is a combination of a pussy, and an ass. He is usually the type of man who is too much of a pussy to be a boss, and too much of an ass to know hes being a pussy. He also does pussy ass stuff on a regular basis. This type of behavior should never be tolerated.
by ItchyRichie August 7, 2011
Get the Pussy Assmug. Im leaving the highschool for lunch, wanna come? Isnt that against the rules? Stop pussying out and come faggot.
by wharrgarbl October 25, 2008
Get the pussying outmug.