Stafford Middle School: Home to the flattest girls, the perviest teachers, and terrible administrators. Sports wise they all suck at everything besides football, which they are actually pretty decent at.
by Pussy Attacker 9000 May 24, 2020
Get the Stafford Middle Schoolmug. Eckstein is a bum ass school that is ruled by the annoying teachers and critters. I would rather listen to Gucci Gang by Lil Pump on repeat for 5 days straight than spend another year here. If you're at lunch, be aware, you will get touched in the lunch line by other men if you are male. Eckstein is the place where Bill Cosby would be allowed to teach Sex-Ed and also get to serve complimentary drinks to students in the bathroom. If Alcatraz was heaven, Eckstein would be Purgatory. With the exception of a few teachers, the staff is awful and low-down. This place is full of scheming, rotten, stenchful, atrocious, and scummy felons in the making. The math teachers are pretty good though, especially one who is the best, who also teaches geometry, if we aren't naming anybody. Most of the people who reside here are swiftocrats if we're talking about political views. Do NOT insult Taylor Swift in front of anybody who appears female unless you wish to be tortured for the rest of time by the Super Starbucks Swifties, also known as S.S.S. who have already taken the life out of many students. I don't know if I'll be able to survive in this porta-potty mosh pit for much longer, I'm more likely to die here than a malnourished 95 year old dwarf at astroworld, please send a rescue helicopter or something. To all the sixth-graders out there, you best get your menace on when I'm in high school. Highschool better be an upgrade. Just a few more months til I can get out of this joint.
Eckstein Middle School: A terrible Place
"I went to Eckstein Middle School"
"Zesty ass mf get tf away you goblin-looking, stanky ass, built like shrek's stillborn brother, basement residing critter"
"I went to Eckstein Middle School"
"Zesty ass mf get tf away you goblin-looking, stanky ass, built like shrek's stillborn brother, basement residing critter"
by 69Gaykiller69(nottrue) January 9, 2024
Get the Eckstein Middle Schoolmug. the most ghetto middle school in sc,kids be vaping in the bathroom,the food is nasty,you gotta pay to get ur phone back,kids stay fighting,its just bad
by yeahh you already know hoe March 24, 2022
Get the North District Middle Schoolmug. A school where there's a lot of drug addicts, wannabe gangsters, annoying nerdy kids, and RHLM fanatics, the school with the best fights, riots, and snacks being sold, vapes, weed, etc. when you join this school, you automatically become an RHLM fan or a wannabe gangster.
Jacob: Yo you heard David joined Miami Springs Middle School
Christopher: Yeah man, he is such a crackhead RHLM fan now.
Christopher: Yeah man, he is such a crackhead RHLM fan now.
by thpseudonym July 8, 2023
Get the Miami Springs Middle Schoolmug. A school where you’re surrounded by wanna-be thugs and cholas and sadly th*ts, the AFPD or average fights per day are a staggering 2.16 sometimes on special occasions you might reach the limit of 6 fights per day. What can you do, well there are three rules.
1. Do not skip class
If you skip class your one step closer to becoming a annoying wanna-be thugs
2. Don’t dress all black
This also make you look like a wannabe thug
3. Don’t act like a thug if you’re not bout that life
And those are the three Hoover rules.
Side effects: you might get rejected 1 or 2 times
1. Do not skip class
If you skip class your one step closer to becoming a annoying wanna-be thugs
2. Don’t dress all black
This also make you look like a wannabe thug
3. Don’t act like a thug if you’re not bout that life
And those are the three Hoover rules.
Side effects: you might get rejected 1 or 2 times
by Hoover kid 123 I guess August 15, 2022
Get the Hoover middle schoolmug. Heatherwood Middle School is a shitty school filled with fake ass people. So many fucking hoes and f boys...like actually tho. So many secrets and tea. LIKE TF DUDE
Carlos: what school do you go to?
Josh: Ugh. Heatherwood Middle School
Carlos: damn
Josh: lemme go kms
Josh: Ugh. Heatherwood Middle School
Carlos: damn
Josh: lemme go kms
by BandMaster April 25, 2019
Get the Heatherwood Middle Schoolmug. a middle school (hell) in northern indiana (LaPorte County)
people usually refer to this place as kesling even though that's only for 5th and 6th graders.
racists, hicks, wannabe gangsters, people with a body count of 80, homophobes, trump lovers, andrew tate stans, rude people, pick mes, nic fiends, and more live here.
La Porte is french for "the door" which must mean "the door to hell" when it comes to the schools in the town.
the teachers are either extremely strict or WAY too lax.
if you think the cliques at your school are bad, it's way worse here.
if you walk into the bathroom at the right time, you will witness someone vaping or someone getting railed in a stall.
the counselors are nice. the principals at both the middle school and high school though? YIIIIIKES. they worry about the wrong stuff. they legit think people are telling others to *hurt* themselves but that's not the case. kids are getting harassed and bullied. kids are getting into fights. there is so much going on.
there's so much more going on but this school makes me wanna die and others as well. it's a horrible school.
have this school be your (almost) last choice besides michigan city.
you are better going off to westville or valpo or something.
people usually refer to this place as kesling even though that's only for 5th and 6th graders.
racists, hicks, wannabe gangsters, people with a body count of 80, homophobes, trump lovers, andrew tate stans, rude people, pick mes, nic fiends, and more live here.
La Porte is french for "the door" which must mean "the door to hell" when it comes to the schools in the town.
the teachers are either extremely strict or WAY too lax.
if you think the cliques at your school are bad, it's way worse here.
if you walk into the bathroom at the right time, you will witness someone vaping or someone getting railed in a stall.
the counselors are nice. the principals at both the middle school and high school though? YIIIIIKES. they worry about the wrong stuff. they legit think people are telling others to *hurt* themselves but that's not the case. kids are getting harassed and bullied. kids are getting into fights. there is so much going on.
there's so much more going on but this school makes me wanna die and others as well. it's a horrible school.
have this school be your (almost) last choice besides michigan city.
you are better going off to westville or valpo or something.
Person 1: "So, how's LaPorte Middle School? Is it a good place?"
Person 2: "Absolutely not, never come here. It's actual hell."
Person 2: "Absolutely not, never come here. It's actual hell."
by deviousmclick January 3, 2023
Get the LaPorte Middle Schoolmug.