chubb-slopping

The disgusting and oft-times violent act of large-breasted women of generous size slapping over-sized tits or bellyfat onto tiny men for sexual gratification.

Samantha just showed me all these fucked-up bruises on her face, neck, and back...and get this: she was super-psyched about it. Slutty bitch must've been chubb-slopping all night!

by ShetlandJ December 26, 2016

a sloppy miguel

Taking a long sloppy drunken cab ride and having to the cabbie in sexual favors.

He pulled A Sloppy Miguel to get to his date last night.

by Sigarpill December 28, 2016

sir sloppy

A dickhead on Xbox

That dude we played with last night was a major sir sloppy.

by Teiculover January 18, 2017

combover sloppy

When someone brushes there hair over your lap and gives you a really wet blowjob. Forming a warm moist sheet of hair over your junk.

Bro 1: Oh dude last night she finally let me do it.
Bro 2: you don't mean...
Bro 1: yeah man she gave me a combover sloppy. She grew it out just for me.

by Torvliet April 24, 2017

vegetarian sloppy joe

Eating out the ass after filling it up with your own cum.

Or

Really shitty sex position no one would enjoy having just like no one enjoys a sloppy Joe without mean on it.

I just had a vegetarian sloppy Joe with my dog.

by King Small PeePee January 11, 2018

Egyptian sloppy pop

When you get sloppy head from a girl and she spits your cum on a tootsie pop then continues to shove it up her asshole

Dude1: Bro lastnight this girl gave me an egyptian sloppy pop!
Dude2: oh shit man how'd it go?!
Dude1: slopilicious

by Spiffyyolife January 18, 2018

the sloppy drip

The small area between your hand and your dick that lets cum drip down to your balls after you jerk off, making a sloppy drip.

After I jerked off, I couldn’t find my cum, then felt a crusty substance later under my balls. Must have been the sloppy drip.

by Headblade April 16, 2018