penalty shots

n. Any badly-flawed, pointlessly disappointing method of deciding a winner or providing an outcome to a conflict.

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Looks like this Ukrainian

war is going to come down to penalty shots.

by gnostic3 November 21, 2022

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fifa shots

A fun (depending how good you are) drinking game to play with friends over a game of fifa. Every goal conceded is one shot. Playing defense like Brazil did against Germany will leave you fucked up.

Person 1: Hey, wanna play some fifa shots? I got Real Madrid!

Person 2: Sure, but I'll be parking the bus, Chelsea style.

by NSS 2015 February 29, 2016

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Valley Chestnut Shot

Valley refers to the cleavage, chestnut, or chest nut refers to the act of cumming on someone's breasts/chest.

A Valley Chestnut Shot is the act of cumming into someones mouth through the cleavage.

Hey, want a Valley Chestnut Shot? Yeah sure!

Have you tried a Valley Chestnut Shot? Yeah, it was great!

by Loriethalion October 19, 2019

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back shots

happiness

i love feeling back shots

by bellashark07 June 22, 2024

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shots been shooted

Shooted is not even a word plus a dumbass who cant even say “shots been fired” 💀

“Shots been shooted” shooted is not even a word its shots been fired

by KznAkuma March 12, 2022

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After a night of heavy drinking, you might reach for the Rennie to settle your stomach, but instead of chewing it as intended, you throw it back like a shot of tequila. The result? A chalky, unpleasant surprise as the tablet starts dissolving in your throat. The Rennie Shot: a classic example of how being drunk can turn even simple tasks into epic fails.

I was so bongswholfed I shotted a rennie

by ORANGECOURT August 16, 2024

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