Alex

A guy that simps over girls that plays video games. Doesn't listen to teammate callouts and says he's got this.

Teammate: To your right
Alex: I got this.

*Looks left and dies*

Alex: Ayo can I get your snap?
Girl: If you can out dps me in damage.

by sadfacesimp September 8, 2020

Alex Stith

fat purple thing from old mcdonald's commercials, otherwise known as Gremice

Alex Stith looks like Gremice

by jp takes it in the but August 6, 2008

Alex Lao

Alex Lao is the epitome of Man. He hits leg day 6 times a week.

Yo that nizzle has big legs, is that Alex Lao?

Its me Alex Lao, I am Man.

by alexlaocat3 June 16, 2022

Alex aka alexandria

Dumb blonde

Alex aka alexandria is a dumb blonde legit

by Alex is dumb blonde March 8, 2022

Alex Hoochie Poochie

An Alex Hoochie Poochie, is someone named Alex Gooch that has a massive penis

Wow! he must be an Alex Hoochie Poochie

by OfficialFoundingFathers December 4, 2020

Alex

An Alex is a strong, handsome, and funny young man. He loves to play football with his friends. Please note that having an Alex is a critical part of life.

Alex jumped the fence.

by Sup_Peeps August 29, 2022

Alex

Alex, derived from the ancient Greek "Alexander," is often connected with historical figures like Alexander the Great, Alexander Graham Bell, Alexander McQueen. But in reality he is a human shit stain. As any friend of an Alex knows, you'd be better off being friends with an actual shit stain than an Alex. He is selfish, boring, and very often sociopathic. Alex's are also prone to be extremely short, often with unkempt hair. You'd be forgiven for seeing an Alex and assuming they are homeless — very often they are simply just being an Alex.

"Oh, jesus fuck. Alex just got here. I think I need to leave right now."

"I just started a new job, and my boss's name is Alex. I can tell this was a bad decision."

by diditookme November 24, 2021