A secret sandwich is used for general, thoughtless blabbermouths.
These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.
To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.
These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.
To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.
The worst method:
❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌
The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret
Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
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❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌
The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret
Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
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by Seraphim Bitches October 15, 2021
Get the secret sandwichmug. Nico: It's only turkey and cheese, but this sandwich tastes great.
Tom Hanks: It's the Sandwich Rule, and your welcome.
Tom Hanks: It's the Sandwich Rule, and your welcome.
by SMSchoirboy June 25, 2012
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Get the Homie Sandwichmug. by AVS12345 November 15, 2023
Get the Soup Sandwichmug. A sandwich made by putting smegma in a womans ass, letting it ferment for 1 week, and extracting it. Then, take earwax and mix it with the smegma, and ejaculate on the mixture. Served on wonder bread for the best taste.
Guy: I'm down to eat a smegma cheese sandwich with you.
Guy 2: Man what the fuck? Dont talk to me again!
Guy 2: Man what the fuck? Dont talk to me again!
by Shakespeare dihh August 6, 2025
Get the Smegma Cheese Sandwichmug. another word for napkin.
by dinosauriko February 3, 2018
Get the sandwichmug. When a man put's Tapitaio hot sauce on his Cock and then inserts it into a woman's butthole, thrusting until she shits everywhere onto the mans chest, creating a hot chili shit storm, then cuddling commences, thus creating a hot Chili-sausage sandwich.
hey Greg, I heard you and Cindy did the Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich last night! Congrats! Emily only wants to do the Rusty-Trombone, she is such a boner-deplete.
by Kingpoopy3ird July 3, 2016
Get the Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwichmug.