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lachlan and rusty

Lachlan and rusty have true meaning, you have never seen them in the same place at the same time. Because they are they same thing, living a double life.
“Why have I never seen Lachlan and Rusty at the same time?” … “Because they are the same person”
by just think about it bud.. August 13, 2023
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Take a rusty

by Fartillicus August 16, 2023
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Proudly Molested Ratty Twat

4 words to explain a whore that has s*x with taxi drivers to not pay for the ride home. Not the riding before going home...
"What does that video even mean? 🙄"
"We already told you you proudly molested ratty twat."
by vyevd8 September 25, 2023
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Hangmans double dutch rutter

When two men are preforming the act of a double dutch rudder, while standing by a shelf or similar apparatus and using their own belts to also preform Auto erotic asphyxiation. However if one participant passes out before the others completion it them becomes a Deadmans hand dutch rutter.
Drew and Chris were doing a hangmans double dutch rutter, until drew passed out and Chris had to finish with a Deadmans hand dutch rutter.
by Choppstewie October 31, 2023
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Crankin the Rusty Wrench

A no lube hand job that lasts over ~60mins
This chick tried to tear my Johnson off my body last night I don’t think that there was any moisture between her paws and my member

“Bro you are trying to tell me she is crankin the rusty wrench
by JJJETPLANE42069 November 2, 2023
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New England Style Rusty Lantern

A New England Style rusty lantern is basically a rusty trombone however you light the receiver's pubes on fire while in a dark room.
After the power went out in the North East I thought it would be fun to receive a New England style rusty lantern. However the front side glow took away from the backside delight.
by daddydeals March 14, 2025
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A futile, superficial effort to improve or beautify something that’s fundamentally broken, decayed, or doomed to fail. It highlights how a tiny cosmetic fix (the “small polish”) does nothing to address deep-rooted problems (the “rust” eating away at the entire structure).
Example 1: “The company’s new diversity training video was just a small polish on a rusty ship—everyone could see the toxic culture and massive layoffs coming, but hey, at least the promo looked shiny for a day.”

Example 2: “Fixing the website’s font while the server crashes every hour? That’s a small polish on a rusty ship, mate, no one’s fooled.”
by Dog wog February 27, 2026
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