A bonsai retard is a retard that is chemically stunted at growth as to make a great fashion accessory.
by Ball sack457 October 05, 2009
by juggmyfagg March 30, 2025
The most commonly used word(s) that the secret squad uses b/c of how retarded all of the group members usually are
by blindpersonhrs September 23, 2019
by Darth That Makes Words March 23, 2024
by Topside88 January 05, 2019
Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.
"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."
"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"
"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"
"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
by sexy hexy II March 04, 2023