Blind Retard

The superintendent is such a blind retard, she doesn’t know when to cancel school
by 6ix 9ine is daddy November 11, 2019
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
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Double R Retard

Emphasizes how much of a retard someone is, that it has to be a double R.
Person 1: Look at this!
Person 2: You're a double R retard!
Person 1: Noo
by Darth That Makes Words March 23, 2024
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Analy retarded

Sammy macdonald when she cleans up
Sammy is so analy retarded when she cleans its for pleasure
by Topside88 January 05, 2019
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Globally Retarded

Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.
"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."

"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"

"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
by sexy hexy II March 04, 2023
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Retarded head

Crazy good head
Extraordinary; fantastic; amazing
Gluck Gluck 9000 equivalent
Ralph: hey jason, how was ur night?
Jason: it was quite good. Received retarded head!!!!!!!
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retardicated

When some one is so intoxicated the act in a special needs or retarded mannor.
Uncle Derek was so retardicated last night he crawled around the house and feel asleep in trash.
by EliD916 March 15, 2017
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