Punching Susan

Smoking weed, mainly done by smoking with a bong.

Hey bud lets go punch a few Susans

I could totally smash a Susan or two

Yeah the other day I caught them punching Susans behind the shop

by Dannysadventures June 27, 2016

Urinal Punch

The act of hitting the guy standing at the urinal next to you while taking a piss with the other hand. Not to be attempted when inebriated beyond a certain point.

Man, I so Urinal Punched Woollard so he pissed over his shoes!

by M-Train#51 February 22, 2011

Cunt punch

When someone’s a push over and a mood kill

He/she is such a cunt punch

by Big Aussie cunt December 30, 2019

It's better than a punch in the face.

A term used in a wide range of situations, from a person having to eat a bag of rubbish to something you could put in a speech.

'the definition may not give much context, but it's better than a punch in the face.'

by Bob6372 January 4, 2024

punching the goose

When oral sex is being performed on a man and just before ejaculation the one performing the oral squeezes the shaft to prevent any fluid passage and punches the man in the scrotum. It is regularly used as retaliation by a victim of a donkey punch

After I did a donkey punch to my girlfriend, she got me back by punching the goose.

by Mr. Myner June 5, 2018

Clown Punch

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.

Ken gave Barbie the old clown Punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.

by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022

The putang punch

The famously kinky sex method used by Greg Paul in his infamous sextape. The basics of this kink is using your erected penis as a samurai sword on the vagina, and slapping it like it was life or death.

Me and Greta was having great sex, suddenly i decided to give her the putang punch.

by LordEirik69 October 9, 2019