al hail to the potato
by bollenvis March 27, 2024

The sad, flavorless, and often uncooked meal that most Russian citizens have come to know. Became popular after the widespread collapse of their economy and the mass exodus of food imports to their Motherland. This meal became increasingly more widespread starting middle of March, 2022 and lasted until the summer of 2060.
Sergey: did you see the Canadians and Brits get clapped by cruise missiles in Mauripol?
Juan-Carlos: no mames how was potato breakfast wei?
Juan-Carlos: no mames how was potato breakfast wei?
by Juancarloswei March 16, 2022

Excuse me a moment while I use the restroom, all that curry is making me bake up some chocolate potato soup.
by GreaseWizard September 14, 2020

by giantpatatozrgunastealurwife July 9, 2018

by BaMss December 14, 2019

When a hand other than your own (stranger) caresses your back in a downward motion, ending with a firm squeeze of the buttocks.
Your at a bar socializing with friends, someone walks by you and instead of starting small talk, they skip that step and just give you slippery potatoes.
by John The Man 122321 February 20, 2009

by BearEggs November 20, 2018
