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whore-pants

pants that expose the genitalia in a not-sneaky manner, not the same thing as chaps
Michael James was wearing whore-pants yesterday, I teased him.
by Slut McGee May 19, 2006
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puffy pants syndrome

It’s when a not very well endowed man puffs his pant/shorts out to make it look like he’s got a big schlong
Look at “Little” Willie with his puffy pants syndrome trying to make out he’s a “big boy”
by Baps from Bollo*ks September 14, 2022
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Pants

Someone who refers to Heroin by the slang name “pants”.

Pants is slang for down, down is slang for H, H is slang for horse and finally horse is slang for Heroin.
“Hey dude, youre pants are Down”

“Hey bruh, I wanna get down tonight can I buy some pants?”

Heroin addict approaches a heroin dealer “do you have any pants?”

Dealer: “I obviously do in this baggie that’s full of heroin”.

parachute pants!”.
by Sydetracked November 1, 2019
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Pants

Real Person: WERE BEING NUKED
British 'Person': This... is a bit pants
by MicrowaveHead May 18, 2023
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Pants pipe

Pantsing someone then shoving a pipe bomb up there ass until you reach the intestines
by Account unknown April 19, 2023
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fujita-pants

An extremely wet and sloppy vagina caused by a woman's arousal to masculine energy. A condition causing a woman's crotch to become soggy and wet like a rice patty and smell like old homeless urine requiring a change of clothes and shower to correct. See also fujita - pants. Fujita pants, the preparation for a squirting wet rice patty vagina
The Nurse Doctor was such a horny slut. She touched my hand and squirted full Fujita!!. My ex-girlfriend has the same problem that's why she brings fujita-pants with her everywhere knowing that she is going to soak through her panties whenever she gets close to me.
by Dr.ChelseaMFujita June 24, 2025
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poopy pants

the most hurtful and offensive insult that can be used against anyone. is known to be banned in several countries
guy 1: ur mom is really ugly
guy 2: ok poopy pants
guy 1: *starts crying*
by placenta lasagna December 12, 2023
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