Playing in your ass

Used when you are just playing. This can be said after telling a friend a joke or when messing around with someone.

You can also use:
-Fondling in your ass
-Twiddling in your ass

This is not meant to be taken literally.

Me: I took a pregnancy test this morning.... it was positive.
You:.....
Me: I'm just playing in your ass.

by raleighnative March 11, 2024

I want to play league

Showing the want/need to kill yourself.

My friend said, "I want to play league".
Sorry for your loss.

by ProAngler11 November 5, 2022

steal play

To play/grind a video game/any game requiring progession without your friends knowing.

I told you I was playing solo ranking so I didn't steal play.

by Araevenouss March 12, 2025

Play now or die.

A bullshit promotion text from Helix Jump (A mobile game) to force people to play their game

Helix Jump: Play now or die.
Me: no ._.

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 16, 2021

I don't play games, I win them

When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!

Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"

by GlazeHer June 4, 2025

Pack-n-Play

An adult overnight bag filled with essentials for a playful date.

Ohh you want me to come over? Bet, let me grab my pack-n-play.

by clubcoco September 22, 2023

we play nothing but rock

What every local, censored, toilet and s&x humor, monster energy, wwe watching, motocross watching, monster jam watching, festival giveaway, rock/metal radio station.

102.3 we play nothing but rock

by Nascarfan2007 April 25, 2023