retarded

Jared, jared is retarded

jared: Hi guys. hows your day
Everyone: stfu you dumb bitch

jared: ok
everyone: Jared,your so retarded

by jonbene chandler February 26, 2019

Retard

A retard is someone who is mentally dumb as fuck and retard is the perfect word to describe them. They often have below 50 IQ.

- I slept with ur mom yesterday
- I dont have a fucking mom you retard.

by Heil Hitler I: =( May 30, 2022

Retard

The people who write definitions in the Urban Dictionary

Nigga 1: Hey I’m gonna write a definition in the urban dictionary

Nigga 2: Only retards do that

by Shitass00090999 June 17, 2022

Retard

Oops. Thought it was Elon.

Hym "He IS a retard. Don't let him near whatever coffin he's near. He shouldn't be near anything."

by Hym Iam March 15, 2025

shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

telling someone older to shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

sdasgdfgasd: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

qqqqqqqqetwrfghssg: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

old guy: fucking kill yourselves

by sillycat13 May 3, 2023

Retarded bastard

Probably our much younger siblings or family.
And Jake Paul's fans.

Guy1: My little sister is a Retarded bastard.
Guy2: I did not ask
Guy1: Sorry.

by Sulty Faroe July 29, 2022

denying retard

A person who denies shit that’s true about them but is too retarded to know what it means

Bro did you see Charlotte over there? She was denying everything like a denying retard!

by Larry Mart November 17, 2019