After giving oral sex to someone kinda unattractive finding yourself in the shower as close to the shower head as possible letting the water spray your mouth out.
by bill.bill January 10, 2016
A mouth shower is when one woman or man, drinks tea which is so hot, that it burns their mouth to the point where it's bloody. Their mouth will now be steaming. After doing so, they blow the hot, bloody air on your tiny man stick.
Blood spurting all over your dong, to the point where it creates a mouth shower. (With blood)
Blood spurting all over your dong, to the point where it creates a mouth shower. (With blood)
WOMAN 1: "OWWWW MY MOUTH OHHH FUCK!!!!" (BLOWING AIR)
MAN : "OOOH THAT BLOODY MOUTH AIR FEELS GOOD ON MY DONG! THANKS FOR THE MOUTH SHOWER, NOW GET YOURSELF TO A HOSPITAL, AND NEVER CALL ME AGAIN!"
MAN : "OOOH THAT BLOODY MOUTH AIR FEELS GOOD ON MY DONG! THANKS FOR THE MOUTH SHOWER, NOW GET YOURSELF TO A HOSPITAL, AND NEVER CALL ME AGAIN!"
by Abong has tiny shlong April 19, 2021
by Charz96 May 21, 2023
Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.
by bhnicfh August 26, 2011
by Uncle Skrunkus November 20, 2023
When a woman gives a man a blow job with a mouth filled with darts. which will result in the man having punctures in his penis and the woman having a mouth full of blood. great for all y'all vampire nuts out there
by ZeroUndecided December 14, 2011
by Actuarius81 October 23, 2020