Jake

Jake is mostly know as a complete bender with most people and all the others dont really acknowlege his existence.
A jake usually has a tiny cock and is a complete wet cake.
Girl 1: jeez look at that guy he is soo ugly
Girl 2 : I bet he is a jake he probably has a tiny cock!

Wow my dick is small people are going to think my name is jake

by Shuff885 November 23, 2021

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Jakes usually tend to be lovers but often get confused by girls as a player due to there attention they get from females due to his natural beauty and large penis mainly 8+ inches. His natural habitat is definitely a night club full of attractive ladies who have fat bunda and pierced nipples as most Jakes describe the taste of them like a house key and they describe that sensation as no place like home… oufft

Mate 1:He loves them pierced nipples

Mate 2: that is defo jake

Jake: oufft

by Beastbunger November 23, 2021

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Shortened Referred to the lineage of Jacob or Israel used primarily by Black Hebrew Israelites to refer to someone of Jewish descent, often to distinguish between those they believe are true Israelites and those they consider to have a false lineage.

Jake is used to refer to someone who’s a Jew

Without saying their a Jew
Another way Jake is used is to call someone a fake Jew

by Israel D. January 29, 2025

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Jaking it

the act of Jake from Adventure Time masturbating.

I'm Jaking it.... I'm Jaking it....

by TickleBots February 1, 2025

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A term that originated in NYC that means "police". Unlike other misinformed definitions on this site, it's a reference to the Jack Nicholson character in "Chinatown".

"Cause I'll break your face (Uh-huh)
Have your ass runnin', mumblin' to the jakes"
-"Patiently Waiting" by 50 Cent

by 718Italian February 6, 2025

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