Mike hawk

some corny word a middle schooler puts in kahoot!

teacher: who put “mike hawk” as their username

classmate: giggles

other student: stfu that’s not funny at all

by greedier jesus January 5, 2022

Blade hawk karate

Blade hawk karate was created in the year 1463 by the Holy Sensai Derek.

"Blade hawk karate is run by the Holy sensai derek"

by Amelia2121 January 7, 2022

Reuben Hawes

reuben hawes most certainly is a questionable individual. but im flattering, funny, and i can slap a binch who gets in my way!!

reuben hawes: "WHAT WHY HAS NOONE MADE A DEFINITION ABOUT ME :("
kate: "im sorry my bubbie"
gift: "kate lets rub fronts!"
reuben: "ill just do it myself omg"

by urchin stomper March 2, 2022

Toothy Hawg

A meme creation that has any object that doesn't normally have human teeth added to it. For example a picture of a friends dog with human-type teeth.

That toothy hawg is the reason why I'm really glad I have my therapist on speed dial.

by Navy Bri February 1, 2022

jon hawkins

A badass mother fucker

Dont mess with jon Hawkins he's a badass mother fucker

by Bigjon762 February 8, 2022

Black Hawk Down

The act of using whirl wind dick to stimulate the clitoris of a female, by building speed in the spin then moving in for collision. The longer you maintain the spin the better chance you have to produce a explosion of sorts that can leave the legs shaking.

I pulled out and finished her with the Black Hawk down.

by KFC cat caller March 12, 2022

Tony Hawk

Bird man who rides a piece of wood with wheels.

Tony Hawk-kee-eeeee-arr kee-eeeee-arr kee-eeeee-arr

by You stupid. March 23, 2022