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Golden Highway

A lesser known highway that connects Toronto to the infamous “Rez” that sells basic substances regularly without question of age. Enabling the teens of the southern Ontario region to buy virtually anything that teens who party want.
Guy One: “Yo bro I can’t wait to get to the Rez and get another exotic chug jug fortnite cart and a new disposable vape, what’s the fastest way?”

Guy Two: “We’ll take the Golden Highway brother.”
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Golden Mouth

A nick name given to Cleopatra by Julius Caesar. This name was given to her as she was remarkably good at giving head. The term golden is used as she is royalty, and mouth because she was good at using it while giving the blowjob.

It is still used as a name for people who are good at it.
I was blown by a golden mouth.

Golden Child

(Similar: Indigo child, shining one, silver-child, moon-child, fire-child & sun-child).

1. A child of a divinity, (esp. a fire/light/sun one)/born from light/the sun/fire, has a golden aura, gold spiritual blood, gold spiritual eyes, light or fire powers and was destined to incarnate as a mortal on a divine mission for their divinities.

2. A light, fire or sun divinity, (such as Apollo, the Olympian sun god or his winged male muse children).

3. An angel or winged guardian of light, (such as starchild demigods or the seraphim that is destined to destroy evil as the prophecy fortold).

(They may be very humble like Jesus or vain like Apollo. It just depends on who their divine parent is).
The nurse exclaimed, 'This child is a golden child, because you can see it in the way it's eyes glow, in the sun. They shall save the world.'

golden cowgirl

Whilst one's female lover mounts you in the standard Cowgirl position, she lets fly with a stream of golden urine to spice things up a bit. There is also a variant called the Fudge Brownie Cowgirl, best performed in the Reverse Cowgirl position for best visual effect.
I wasn't sure I loved her until she let loose with a Golden Cowgirl
A man whom eats dirty minge but is very fun but loves the beak n likes pussy that has thrush n splash back off night club toilet in the pussy n then eats it
‘Yo my names goldendan that mucky box I ate wow’
GoldenDan by Vale vale vale May 19, 2024

Golden Chower 

You are a god at performing oral sex on a female vagina.
Jadon is the a golden chower, his tong made me cum several times in a matter of seconds.
Golden Chower by Zable May 20, 2024

Golden Corral Sex 

When someone with crabs has sex with another person that has a yeast infection.
Golden Corral Sex: I had sex with Julie last night, afterwards she told me she had a yeast infection and with me having crabs it was like we were now dining at a seafood buffet.