December

no dick December you jack off to anything but if you have an J,B,E,Y it doesn’t apply to you

how you doing in December mamma

by Jaydahn November 6, 2019

Dishwasher December

For girls that make fun of boys loosing no nut November

Haha looser! You lost NNN🤪

You tell them GOOD LUCK IN DISHWASHER DECEMBER BITCH

by Deniius November 6, 2019

December 2

Don’t talk to your friend day and/or don’t make fun of ppl for LIKING OTHER PPL *cough* *cough* Donny *cough* *cough*

Sonata “yo u can’t talk to me or make fun of me”
Me “pleaseeee”
Sonata “No it’s December 2!”

by joLine November 7, 2019

December 2

The only day you can skip fucking school

"Are you going to school tomorrow"

No you dumbass tommorow it's December 2

by Diegosexyboy November 7, 2019

Dick Deep in you December

When you fuck your bitch hella hard your DICK DEEP in her !! DICK DEEP IN YOU DECEMBER (DDIYD)🍆🤤😂

Ahhh!! Tomorrow is Dec 1 ! You know what that means !!! No more No Nut November I’m finna fuck my girl so hard because it’s D DICK DEEP IN YOU DECEMBER BABYYYYY!! Fuck yea!

by Bobbery Bob Biller November 7, 2019

December 2nd

On December 2nd everyone is skipping school so act sick dont go!

“Hey brady it’s December 2nd you know what that means, NO SCHOOL!”

by Slapdaddy69420 November 8, 2019

December 15

If ur the shortest ur welcome. Today is the slap tall friend-dag. That means you can slap your tallest friend across the face 5 times.

Hi its december 15:th
Tall friend: ok?
Short friend: you know what that means!
-oh no
*slap*

by Dumbwhorebitch November 9, 2019