Davide

Davide

Davide ein Name der übergewichtigen fetten hurensöhne die jedes Wochenende nur bei McDonalds Essen und den kleinsten schwanz haben und maximal 160 groß werden

by Djsjjsjd November 22, 2021

David

imagine the Nutty Professor but white and will never get the girl

Bruhhh stop acting like david

by BatmanIsSimba March 2, 2022

david

hes really not all that, cute smile tho

david- eh

by yvub cr November 19, 2023

David

A guy that has been with so many girls, that seemingly any girl can get a ride on his bus

Hey David, Can I ride your bus

by bentenner November 24, 2021

david

hes weird and not funny. he can go smd

david shut up

by dontcancelme July 14, 2022

David Behar

A rather short and round character, with a very strong attraction to the stereotypical, greedy and cheap personality of Jewish people. Even though he is Jewish, his cheapness is unrelated. Also, not to forget the nose that hangs lower than 90% of the population is lower lip.

Person 1: hey bro, can you Venmo me for that piece of pizza you eat?

Person 2: I didn’t even eat the whole piece.

Person 1: OK you can Venmo me for a quarter of it then

Person 2: you’re acting like a David Behar right now with your cheapness.

Person 1: *drops his drawers and eats McDonald’s*

by Griff56181994 January 28, 2024

David

A David is so amazing, I would know…. It’s me 😎😩. Yes the truth is we’re loyal and we’re hotter than ever, but don’t be quick to jump at us, most of us are only loyal after age 14, before that in ages 12-14…. Let’s just say if you’re a mother. You’re gambling you’re daughters heart away if you let him date her. (Or him, I’m not judgmental about gender preferences)

Girl 1: Omg, is that David?! I heard he’s amazing….. know if he’s available?
Girl 2: um.. yeah he’s available, but he’s available to everyone.. 😬 I heard they get better after 14 though
Girl 1: so just one more year right?
Girl 2: mhmmm, then he’s all your’s… but really mine
…..

by ADHD ADDICT/ A David 😉 November 29, 2021