David off

Is the same as "Jack off"/"Jacking off", but in a more elegant way with long hair and shaved legs.

A guy named David: I beg my pardon. Do you have any idea where I can find a facial cleanser set for lighter skins?

Some other Dude: Can you David off please.

by Quickbrother August 21, 2019

David

One Sexy ass motherfucker

David is a one sexy ass motherfucker

by DVDXVX January 20, 2023

David

david is a amazing bf. i love him with all my heart ❤️. I <3 david. my number 1 bb.

david is amazing and gives me lots of kisses

by iheartdavid November 3, 2022

David Mata

Retard

cool guy: that guy is a retard

loser: who
cool guy: david mata

by COOLGUY!!!1 September 25, 2021

david

a bitch ass boy who plays with hearts without thinking about consequences, would not recommend

person 1: damn david played that girl

person 2: yeah he’s a real asshole

by Dabllamapoopsquad April 12, 2020

David

A deliquiate jackass who is too dim to understand that it is not a good idea to alienate good people due to his own poor feelings.

I can even begin to comprehend how you are being such a David!

by KevinKyleKid January 29, 2023

David

David is an extremely Horne man and will stop at nothing to get a picture of a girl

Girl 1 Did you see David fly his drone
Girl 2 Yea he flew it right behind are friends and was looking at the camera

by IloveMilfsMoan May 30, 2022