Crack of the egg

A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.

Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!

by Reth_b_! July 3, 2016

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smacks like crack

something that is so good, you can not stop eating it.

"This Popcorn smacks like crack!"

by nun yabiz1 April 17, 2020

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Khasakstani crack pipe

The act of inserting a tube into a mans rectum and then defecating in it, after this the man will then smoke crack out of it and shout "Fuck kata ka long kaba bha" or fuck that is good in english

"Last night me and garret ripped a khasakstani crack pipe, it was amazing"

by jsmith33334 April 28, 2025

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Cracked

To be completely insane or out of your mind while playing Fortnite

I just 1v2ed Clix and Tfue, I’m completely cracked

by SwiftFn July 14, 2019

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The show title is a variable. Howdy doody show crack whore. That 70s show crack whore.

The phrase describes a type of addict.

They're an addict and they'll do anything for crack but you like them and they're only going to be around for one episode. They're not family or regular character in your life.

I can give you a ride to rehab but I'm not signing anything. You're a Cosby show crack whore.

by Lola Mae 2022 December 12, 2022

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