canoe beer

Any weak watery beer.

Why is canoe beer like making love in a canoe? It's f++king close to water.

by Rollins Budo March 29, 2022

Beer Dweller

A belligerent person who knuckle drags for beer and fiends for beer

my dad was Beer Dweller looking for another victim

by anonymous November 29, 2022

Beer blister

The blister that forms when you are out of practice opening twist tops

That’s a helluva beer blister you got

by Moreasstolove August 13, 2023

root beer

Something your husband will say he is going to drink at a party besides beer. But just by saying this, it is completely obvious that he is going to get wasted and make bad decisions.

Gonna go down to the lake with the boys and have some "root beer".

by whycantigetanamethatisnttaken May 10, 2018

beer buds

Originated as a misspelling of "ear buds". Similar to beer goggles, except for your ears. When you listen to something that sounds awful while sober but sounds great while drunk.

"Dude, did you hear the new Nickelback album? It's fucking off the CHAIN!"
"Yeah, you have your beer buds on."

by ArtisOracle March 12, 2013

Two beer jail

The alcohol limit imposed after getting too drunk around your friends.

Friend 1: Yo want to take a shot?
Friend 2: Can’t, I am in two beer jail after last weekend.

by captainkirkland October 28, 2023

pizza beer

The kind of cheap lager beer that goes particularly well with pizza and the complete opposite of fancy craft beer.

I'll just have a regular pizza beer.

by DromedaryClub February 5, 2021