Beating You With a Frying Pan ASMR

Don't knock it till you try it.

Try "Beating You With a Frying Pan ASMR" NOW

by I LOVE FRYINGPANS February 18, 2024

Dead-beat father

A father that neglects their childrn financially and emotionally, playing an insignificant or zero parental role in the childrens rearing, failing to invest time, effort, and basic vital necessities to their offspring.

After asking Susan's dead-beat father if he could help pay for her birthday party, he not only refused but he also said he already had plans on that day.

by Komickazee February 19, 2024

Beat da koto nai

Infamous lyric by Certified trapper

Beat da koto nai oi beat that bitch pussy oi

by aar4 February 23, 2024

Beat the bag

When your doing her doggy with your buddy watching, pull out, and ejaculate while your buddy punches your balls like a speed ball.

I was hanging with this girl till she asked to beat the bag like a psychotic bitch.

by harderdaddy420 March 9, 2024

beat box

A personal computer, often many years old, whose sole function is watching porn.

Damn that thing's ancient, it still work?

It'll surf the web, that's all I need it for. It's my beat box.

by dashman23 March 15, 2024

Boost beating

When your wiener is so small you have prop yourself up with a few pillows to jerk off.

Yo Tony did you know Dave was boost beating the other week and his mom walked in and said “not my good pillows Dave”

by GINjangler March 18, 2024

Dark Evil Beat

A song presented as serious but sounds intentionally bad.

Dark Evil Beat I've Been Cooking Up

by Bingledorf March 18, 2024