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Banana Pegshake

When a dominant woman puts a banana in her boyfriend's ass, pours milk on him and then demands him to twerk.
Girl 1: Me and my boyfriend felt like our sex life was getting dull so we tried the Banana Pegshake in bed.

Girl 2: Oh lucky! My boyfriend wont let me get near his ass.
by anonymous October 29, 2020
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Banana

You are a fucking retard for looking this up. Bananas are for eating not pleasure.
CLARE HOW COULD YOU!!! I was going to eat the banana for desert.
by Fuckherrightinthepussy6969 January 11, 2017
mugGet the Bananamug.

Poo-poo in your bananas

When your kids get all antsy and shit. When people can’t calm the fuck down and need to have something immediately. Impatient mofos
Offender: “Why is it taking so long for my quad grande caramel macchiato with no room and no foam?”

Response: Damn, don’t go poo-poo in your bananas, bitch. Calm the fuck down it’s coming.
by BoredDad May 14, 2022
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Banana cilantro

A Youtuber went to a Domino's and ordered a "Banana cilantro" pizza. A phrase used randomly or when a person is talking about food
Alex : "Dude, I just had a burger for lunch."

Max : "Banana cilantro"
by Rainbow_Sparkles October 5, 2025
mugGet the Banana cilantromug.

banana sploat

Yo it’s so hot out ima go get a banana sploat.
by Blahkaka December 23, 2018
mugGet the banana sploatmug.

ROAST BANANA

1st drink 2 parts strong laxative, next grab per pelt banana, lube with spit till slippery, swallow banana hole, chase wit a further 2 parts strong laxative, 4 to 6mins later your roast banana should be well done, serve on warm plate, if you are lucky you be able to drizzle off banana poo goo either as a dipping sauce or a cheeky chaser.
Lax, pre pelt banana, 4 to 6mins good to serve, Roast Banana
by Louonions May 9, 2022
mugGet the ROAST BANANAmug.

Banana

Random guy on UD:a banana is afruit dumbass

Me:….. it’s a berry
by Piepiepiepiepiecake January 23, 2022
mugGet the Bananamug.

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