by Rereforreallss June 01, 2019
I just blew out the bowl
I’m going to go empty my bowls, probably blow out the bowl
I’m blowing out the bowl
I’m going to go empty my bowls, probably blow out the bowl
I’m blowing out the bowl
by Bunnyman666 October 19, 2022
Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.
The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:
- An experiment in artificial stupidity.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
and
- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:
- An experiment in artificial stupidity.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
and
- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
by AuWins57 June 22, 2005
by Ccasando March 18, 2019
by TeeCeeGee March 28, 2017
The delicate art of prejudging a goal as dead by blowing the whistle after it has crossed the goal line.
We got strangers moving into our neighborhood so quick take down the for sale signs as they threaten our intent to blow.
by Murray the K May 13, 2023
When you crush up a pack of those Crayola glow in the dark chalk sticks and mix it with some cocaine
Frat Bro A:"hey bro can I get a bump of that Flashlight Blow?"
Frat Bro B "sure dude plenty to go around!"
Frat Bro B "sure dude plenty to go around!"
by CallMeQuinn February 25, 2025