blow the monkey

To bungle, screw up, fail miserably or screw the proverbial pooch.

I’ve given you three chances, and at every opportunity, you blow the monkey!

by RrrrasdfasdflRoroBinkins November 16, 2019

Blow Plop

While taking a poop in the shower, you receive oral sex

Yo, I just finished getting a Blow Plop from my partner!

by Phrogman March 18, 2024

blow

Nigerian pidgin slang meaning To make it in life with loads of cash & money. Sometimes this comes with fame.

That my guy don Blow
If i Blow, i go spend on my number 1s

by naomiK July 26, 2021

Pleasantville Blow Dryer

Also known as a PBD, is when a man bends over and farts milk into a girls ass, this is also called a farty milk transplant.

I just did a Pleasantville Blow Dryer on your mom last night.

by dom g goochi September 2, 2025

Guinea Blow

When you plug one nostril with your finger and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a snot projectile out of your nose. Similar to farmers blow only gayer and Italians do it.

Santana had to get goo out his nose so he fired off a Guinea blow onto the street.

by HauseBabes February 11, 2025

Blow

when you are nutting and you have a orgasm so good not even amouranth could make you have a orgams that good

IM BOUT TO BLOW *cums everywhere*

by luvflwrs November 7, 2023

Kentucky Blow Torch

1. Drink a bunch of moonshine
2. Find a lady from Kentucky who doesn't have any teeth.
3. Convince her to give you a blow job.
4. When ejaculating in her mouth, smack her in the back of the head.
5. When she chokes and snorts out your moonshine-riden cum through her nose, light it on fire.

Dude, Tammy Rae gave me the best Kentucky Blow Torch last night!

by natronbomb December 22, 2014