Apple

"Many would say an apple is a "fruit" but I propose that an apple isn't a fruit but an idea, when you think of an apple you think of the apex of fruit, you also think of autum the uninpeded best season so what do these thoughts have in common, they are the masters of their feild and thats what i want "Apple" to be, the master of technology." -Steve

Jobs

High as a kite

There is no way to use "Apple" in a sentence for it is an idea

by A_u_$ February 18, 2019

Apple

A object that is referred to someone when they are blushing or to describe that they are are cute.

Dang, that girl is such an Apple!

by Normalhuman23 November 2, 2017

Apple Crumb

It's the big lumps of beach sand under your scrotum.

Damn Bro when I went swimming at the beach today my sack was loaded with Apple Crumbs when I got out of the water.

by The dumb bunny. September 30, 2016

Apple

The best way to lose a tooth

BRO THE FUCKING APPLE JUST TOOK MY TOOTH FUCKING FUUUUUCK

by The Gay Bringer January 24, 2023

Eatin apples on the broccoli

Runnin red like when your high of the chronic

Yo honie what u doin don't be eatin apples on the broccoli you tryin to get us pulled over! Stupid!

by Dosa / Young Beez May 13, 2009

apple cider

your best friend's crush's cum.

"Just tell him you want to make apple cider sometime."

by peepeepoopeoopppo October 19, 2019

apple/banana

the deadliest word to ever be spoken. upon reciting, a great fat man will rise from the ground with a chicken in hand. he will then throw the chicken at you, causing you to be severely burned and constipated. if it is said as a curse to someone, they will receive twice the punishment: the power of 1,000 laxatives cast upon them.

person 1: what if i say the word?? :)
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE

by garblefuncl3 January 10, 2025