Colorado Special

When you use a Woman’s yeast infection to make a Microbrew IPA

Me: Ya this girl I was with last night had a nasty bread smell coming out of her legs.
Friend: Dude that’s nasty ass fuck
Me: Yeah but it made for a tasty Colorado Special

by anonymous November 17, 2021

April Special

When you’re being cheated on and try to act like it’s their fault

“She gave him the April Special”

by ChackieJan April 1, 2022

Crack-hole Special

When, after fucking a coke addict, you take off your used condom and slide it through the hole in their nose.

Friend 1: “Yo last night I fucked this homeless bitch and she had a gap in between her nostrils.”
Friend 2: “So you gave her the old Crack-hole special?”
Friend 1: “Yup, I didn’t even pay her the money she asked for after.”

by Diddy1888 June 10, 2024

santorum special

When you are trying to engage in sex but are out of lube so you, or your partner, use diarrhea instead.

"Oh man, we are out of lube."
"It's okay, I had Taco Bell for lunch so you can get a Santorum Special.

by El Toro Queso June 17, 2019

Blake rover tent special

When you are camping and ask a random stranger to give you head in your tent

I was camping last weekend and someone asked me to give them the blake rover tent special

by Mr.smith69 April 21, 2021

Brandon Christopher Special

The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.

"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."

"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."

by Electric_Taterbaby June 27, 2024

Nylon Pylon Special

The act of shoving a nylon orange pylon camera up your'e ass cheeks so far that the doctor has to reach inside you to remove it.

Jack: yo what ever happened to that Latina babe you met on tinder?
Me: Oh yeah, she gave me a bad Nylon Pylon Special and I just had to fucking leave it at that.
Jack: Damn

by Behind The Back Ur Moms A Snak January 16, 2020