by natzie August 23, 2006
To prop one's self up using one's penis. Deriving from the case of Lord Aticus Jackanory 'Jake' Hall, the famed vagabond/socialite of 1880s Manchester, who often fell asleep while selling 'Horton's Big Review' outside the Manchester Piccadilly station. He became a fixture of debutante box-socials following a remarkable incident, and is still known as the 'grand-father of Cheshire'. One report in the Manchester Guardian, dated 1 May 1886, reads: "An astounding event occurred last eve when the vagabond Lord Aticus 'Jake' Hall, of the once landed Halls of Fairweather, was discovered a-tripoded, a large protrusion from his groin keeping the sleeping honourable gentleman upright. The sight caused quite a stir as street urchins vied for the honour of seating themselves upon the member and splashing within the red pool formed at its end. Several swoonings were reported in the area, most notably the Lady Agashly, but the good Dr Lumbardi, or, the swarthy Savoyard as he is known in fashionable circles, has said that these incidences were unrelated to the folly of nature, being rather as a result of the unseasonably 'varm veafer'. 'And an ooga booga to you too' I told him! In other news, the late spring frost is expected to last for another week." Despite local fame/fortune, including a brief stint as headline in Buffalo Bill's 1887 tour of the 'mill country', Hall is reputed to have died in a Rochdale poorhouse, bemoaning his 'portentous prick of doom, and every tear shed thereby'.
He was so far gone he was close to collapse, but then he only went and did a Jake Hall!!
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Remeber, if ever you think you might lose your balance, just do a Jake Hall.
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Remeber, if ever you think you might lose your balance, just do a Jake Hall.
by Mario Mudd January 14, 2011
A new phrase created by the store, Spencer's. It refers to sex on the vaginal or anal variety. The irony is found in the fact of the soda Mountain Dew.
by simplysickforever November 06, 2008
Reference to gay male intercourse. Either mutual oral gratification until completion, mutual jerking off or doing each other in the pooper until you can't stand it any longer and finally blow your load, preferably on each other's faces.
by Andy August 04, 2004
Don't mess with me, don't bullshit me
by fluffnfold June 11, 2008
(Question) characterised by meatwad off the series Aqua Teen Hunger Force, used when you didn't understand what someone said or you didn't hear them. The other person will usually undersand if they need to just repeat it or if they need to explain.
-"Do you want black or refried beans?"
"Do what now?"
"Black or refried beans?"
"Oh, I'll have black."
_" You take the berometer and connect it to the zaphillyus maxumus enabling rich fuel injection through the phallangies"
" DO what NOW!??"
" Put that peice together with that one"
"Do what now?"
"Black or refried beans?"
"Oh, I'll have black."
_" You take the berometer and connect it to the zaphillyus maxumus enabling rich fuel injection through the phallangies"
" DO what NOW!??"
" Put that peice together with that one"
by chriscl July 31, 2006
by Ren97 November 03, 2011