CHRIS?

A mass so incomprehensibly large, just the thought of her could cause the Earth to split.

‘Is that Chris?”
“Chris is so big, the ball on a lollipop is the Sun for him”

by Msmcoolman June 9, 2025

Chris Jedi

Chris Jedi is the same Inna d’ La ghetto Daddy Yankee/ cartel Récords top chief promotor

Chris Jedi is the Ingrid d’ la ghetto

by BravofuegoQueenboss November 19, 2023

Mechanical Chris

When you pin a person down into the doggy style position, spread their anus out with metal clamps, rub butter on their asshole walls as you pour hydrochloric acid and take a sandpaper dildo wrapped in barbed wire and go to town on them.

“Timmy, I swear to god if you don’t clean up your room I will give you a mechanical chris”

by MechanicalChrisLover May 25, 2024

operation jingle jangle chris crangle

fuck idk i got it from matt rose

my fav movie is operation jingle jangle chris crangle
no it's not

by PikaboyMOD February 4, 2022

Chris

An absolute hottie, that I’ve been in love with for ages.

Girl 1 “Wow he’s really cute…like REALLY CUTE!!!!!”
Girl 2 “Yeah I know right, he’s a total Chris.”

by Iloveyouso<3 April 22, 2022

Pull a Chris

When you make plans to actually do something with your boys online, but for what ever fucking reason you just don't show up until 4am and @ everyone to see where everyone is knowing damn well that they are all asleep. You completely ignore the "bros before hoes" rule and just proceed to bang bitches and not hang with the boys. God damn you Chris I hope you forget how to swim and drown in a lake and your dead body gets fucked by the Loch Ness monster, you then proceed to be revived by the Loch Ness monsters cock and then proceed to drown again.

Sorry guys I know that I made plans to play games with you but I'm going to have to pull a Chris and never actually join you in playing the game.

by Punnyman92 February 25, 2023

lil Chris

Wanna be black rapper thinks he’s a good rapper ( but he’s not)

Lil Chris is so good

No he’s not

by 0693 November 27, 2018