This name is given to children who are absolute fucking menaces and are gym freaks, features typically include over grown genitalia, crisp abs, and an amazing hair line. God had sent his very own will into people named Chris.
by Notachris November 22, 2021
Get the Chrismug. The most awesome guy you'll ever see. He likes to talk with everybody, He is always in for a party, he drinks a lot and girls can't keep their hands of him because of his beautiful brown hair, deep brown eyes and his charm
by LEGEN... wait for it ...DARY February 25, 2017
Get the Chrismug. chris's dick is normally very tiny and shrimp-like.
he often brags about having a giant cock but in reality, it's very tiny.
he often brags about having a giant cock but in reality, it's very tiny.
by The god himselft. ;0 October 26, 2020
Get the Chris's dickmug. biggest twat going thinks he is solid cos he walks arounf with a butter knife....if you take the piss out of his obese ass cat he will come for you during the night in his shitty tracksuite with a gold shirt on.
by chris hedges June 2, 2019
Get the chris hedgesmug. A Chris is a big gym lad who spends all his time wanking over boys, usually gay ones. He can also be recognised as a sick lad by those he rapes. A Chris is generally gay, 7/9 Chris’ are gay.
by SmallCockMonsterCum March 21, 2019
Get the Chrismug.