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Donald Trump went to the hospital today and in the last 24 hours the media has produced more speculation porn than Brazzers. They wrote headlines about 7 different people who could take over as President before the White House even released a statement.
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Person 1: Wh-what?
Person 2 shows a picture of an actual slice of pizza.
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Person 1: Don't we all?
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Person 1: Wh-what?
Person 2 shows a picture of an actual slice of pizza.
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Person 1: Don't we all?
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