Ass Puppeteer

A person given the asinine task of teaching the stupid, unteachable persons of substandard intelligence.

The professor came back with the test, and the first words out of his mouth were, "boy, do I feel like an Ass Puppeteer in this class."

by ChessFella July 3, 2012

cornbread ass

When you fine that thicc ass country girl and her ass tastes just like your mamas homemade cornbread

babe, you tryna smash? I’m tryna get some of that cornbread ass.

by Itty bitty litty titty May 29, 2018

ass duck

A colon-dwelling fowl, native to the hineys of people that thrive off sucking the fun out of our lives - don't get an assduck.

Dude Fella #1: "I wonder if Mindy wants to go out tonight."
Dude Fella #2: "Nah, her ass duck won't let her go."

by Jason Piche December 28, 2005

Staff Ass

Short for Staff Assistant. Staff Ass is a Washington insider term to refer to the young, hot, female, low level employees that are commonplace in the offices of most male members of Congress. Staff Ass are often looking to climb the career ladder in politics, and therefor easy scores for higher ranking Congressional staffers.

The term first came to prominence when used by the notorious Washingtonienne.

Dude, I want to slam the new Staff Ass in Senator Voinovich's office! She is fucking smoking!

by Venizuela October 24, 2009

ass wreck

to fornicate in a most vociferous manner

I ass wrecked some bimbo last night.

by alex2007 May 5, 2007

Ass Clown

A prick, who is at the same time a jackass.

That ass clown walked in 30 minutes late, and still didn't get in trouble.

by Jakabones January 15, 2006

345 ass

its a nice round booty that you would definately fuck... if you put your right arm in the spot of where a 3 is on a big clock and put your left arm on the spot of the 9 (its the 45 part) you would see the size of a 345 ass

"OMG,dude you should of seen mrs.peters' 345 ass, i would fuck the shit out of it... literally

by florida123 April 14, 2010