Another way of saying something is straight up garbage. Made popular from the show Southpark with an episode making fun of people from New Jersey and the way they speak.
Person 1. Yo did you see Joe do that weak ass burnout in his Civic?
Person 2. Yeah man, that shit was straight cabbage!
Person 2. Yeah man, that shit was straight cabbage!
by CabbageMuncher December 11, 2020

Wife,Husband, Tinder date, Ex Girlfriend, Bros...etc
Dude this food is terrible...”straight cat piss”
Dude this kid just killed me...he is “straight cat piss”
Dude this food is terrible...”straight cat piss”
Dude this kid just killed me...he is “straight cat piss”
by KizzyKCarter December 23, 2020

when a person says hes hard and a real nigga but softer than a pillow. 2when you're scared to get your ass beat
by real toughguy January 25, 2015

A play off the phrase “straight drippy”, when an individual is dressed in a wide variety of denim-based material (i.e. Jean jacket, jorts, etc.) and is considered to be wearing the attire well - one can think of it as shortened “Jean drippy”
Friend 1: “You see that guy over there with the jeans, denim jacket and hat?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, I wonder why he is dressed like that?”
Friend 1: “In this world, it’s either drip or drown, and that man is straight jippy.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, I wonder why he is dressed like that?”
Friend 1: “In this world, it’s either drip or drown, and that man is straight jippy.”
by Doctor Deeply October 24, 2022

by Hellokittyemobitch July 19, 2020

Straight spy is a name commonly used by Tik Tok users to address a straight person who is not on the straight side of Tik Tok but ended up on the Gay side. Straight spies are usually very supporting and easygoing individuals that are interested in the Gay community and in the content that is usually associated with them.
Person: You're on the Gay side of Tik Tok, right?
Straight spy: Yeah, I am.
Person: So you're gay?
Straight spy: No, I am straight.
Person: So how did you end up on the Gay side?
Straight spy: I'm simply a Straight spy.
Straight spy: Yeah, I am.
Person: So you're gay?
Straight spy: No, I am straight.
Person: So how did you end up on the Gay side?
Straight spy: I'm simply a Straight spy.
by aquxertha July 1, 2020
