Uncle Sam’s back door special

When an old elderly man with a festive top hat and suit sticks his abnormally large penis in a asshole and gives you the sloppiest most dreadful back door back shots of your life while the national anthem plays in the back ground and she the song is over and he checks his penis to see if it’s clean and theirs shig on it he does it to you again and again until their is no more shit on his penis.

That old std full homeless man just gave me Uncle Sam’s back door special.

by ChaseA January 8, 2026

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Hajduk Special

A incestual threesome between a father, his son, and the family donkey.

Often taking place inside the kitchen near the fridge for food access or preformed out on the street for money donations.

''I went to the hill last night''
''Anything interesting happen?''
''Yea, I saw these weird polish family preforming the Hajduk Special''

by SNOTATOR January 15, 2025

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Ozzy Special

Like when Ozzy Ozzborn bit the head off the bat, but instead of a bat it's a penis

Hey, wanna get the Ozzy Special?

by Jungusboi January 15, 2025

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Special Olympic Slalom

When a girl in a wheel chair gives you a blow job by opening her mouth and rolling the chair back and forth.

The cute blonde girl in the wheelchair gave me a Special Olympic Slalom last night.

by Tommy4 January 21, 2025

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Matthew Special

The act of scooping up your genitalia (cock and balls) and jamming them as hard as you can into a vagina whilst wearing a 2003 rookie Lebron jersey and screaming "YAM TIME" as a "finishing move" to stimulate a female orgasm

I tried out the Matthew Special on my girlfriend yesterday, it's the first time I have made her orgasm

by bigsexmachinematthewrobertson January 25, 2025

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