retard

someone who spoiled endgame on the first night it came out

Amy: *spoils endgame*
What the fuck Amy you’re such a retard

by panicboi420 May 22, 2019

Retard Tuesday

That typical day of the month, usually Tuesday, more common the last Tuesday of the month, when one or more of your friends (typically at least one guy called Philipp) is saying or asking very retarded questions

Hey Philipp, did you mount the new kitchen?
Yes it was really easy. But i spontaneously changed it for a urinal . Much more useful
Wiw is this retard Tuesday?

by Flores grup June 30, 2020

selective retard

Someone who acts stupid when they actually know what’s going on

Tyler:Gabe is such a selective retard…

Jake:I know right! He acts so stupid.

by MARCUS IS THE GOAT October 4, 2021

Retard

A person, generally named Rob that has been so brain fucked my meth he’s lost too many brain cells and spells “cause” as “cuase”

Rob can’t spell, he’s a retard

by Jbacko June 30, 2022

Retarded

Retarded means slow.

- Was he slow?
- No
- Then he doesn't sound retarded to me. He's a good kid and a devil behind the wheel; what the hell else more do you need to know?

by b-a-b-y August 29, 2017

retards

you

yo retards why you looking here

by niggaaaaa~~~~~~~~~ December 2, 2023

Retard

The guy searching up the definition of retard even when he clearly knows it.

"The retard just looked up the definition, funniest shit i've ever seen"

by annoyingguy June 11, 2020