punched as

Drunk, Or Fizzin Out

"Hey Tony Im Punched As Bro"

by Dj Rectum October 1, 2009

Dumbo Punched

Regarding fighting (Mixed Martial Arts, MMA, UFC or Boxing) when a fighter is punched in the head so that, in slow motion, you see his cauliflower ears flap around like the animated Disney character "Dumbo".

He was hit so hard in the head his ears started to flap. He was Dumbo punched!

by brokenlegmike April 22, 2014

Wireless hole punch

Basically code word for a gun.

Don't make me use the wireless hole punch!

by Kdot cdot December 27, 2021

Throat punch

To punch the throat of something metaphorically.

Facebooks metaphorically throat punches people by slapping them with bans.

by DasUlf May 14, 2022

Cork punch

When a woman forgets to pull out a tampon and you stick it in.

I was so horny last night I went to put it in her and all of a sudden I felt something and oh my God I just did a cork punch.

by Pony tank 69 August 10, 2019

Punch

Using stolen credit/debit cards in order to buy something for your own good.

I just hit a punch on a Plain Jane bout 3 weeks ago.

by Didionroeblock July 17, 2023

One Punch Man

A webcomic/manga/anime written by ONE about a man named Saitama who is capable of defeating any enemy in a single punch.
The central theme of the story is that flaws in protagonists are important, and that a protagonist with zero flaws whatsoever is a boring protagonist, but most people always jump to "OMG HE CAN BEAT GOKU!!!!!!111" anytime they see the goddamned bald egghead.

OMG I JUST READ ONE PUNCH MAN LAST NIGHT AND HE TOTALLY ONE PUNCHED BOROS OMG OMG HE CAN SO BEAT GOKU!!111
..Ok?

by Yarinoi^2 June 1, 2022