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post-sesh syndrome

The day that follows after an absolute crippling night where you have flashes of death before you.
"Mate what's wrong with you?" - Phillip
"Bro I have post-sesh syndrome I can't move" - Gary
"Mad night then" - Phillip
by TypicalChav August 17, 2020
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post-clique

A person that recognizes true friendship comes from really considering other people. This person finds a great distaste in elitist and segregation-like behavior. This person finds value in understanding where people come from, and appreciates the value in what "nerds" and "jocks" do. The only kind this person hates are those who feed upon the social order.
Nerd: Have you heard of DotA?
Super-Clique: No *looks at phone as if busy*.
Nerd: Oh, okay.

Nerd: Have you heard of DotA?
Clique: No, what is it?
Nerd: Oh it's this very awesome game.
Clique: *starts to look at phone* Oh yeah?
Nerd: Yeah..

Nerd: Have you heard of DotA?
Post-Clique: No, what is it?
Nerd: Oh it's this very awesome game.
Post-Clique: *makes eye contact* What makes it awesome?
Nerd: Oh, well...
by internationaltoidentitype April 29, 2012
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PTDD (Post Traumatic Debate Disorder)

A mental disorder that can develop after a person is exposed to a traumatic event, such as a Presidential Debate broadcast, Justice candidates nomination process in the Senate Judiciary Committee, Congressional Budget Act negotiations, or other threats on a person's mental health life.
People watching the debates on TV are overwhelming the health system, being affected with PTDD (Post Traumatic Debate Disorder)
by vetclinician October 23, 2020
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Scratching Post

Sex position in which the man enters the woman with her legs on his shoulders while at the same time she scratches his beard.
Caitlin and I totally did the Scratching Post last night. I don't know if the sex or the beard scratches felt better.
by Brclifford January 24, 2017
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The Post

The foretold social media (likely a video) post that will show the real beginning of the Apocalypse or WW3, likely a nuclear explosion.

The first post that reaches the internet about the Apocalypse in real time.
Omg I thought this was The Post.”
by Stavka May 4, 2023
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Post-coital surprise

He nutted in my ass after a quicky. I had to rush out and I got a nice post-coital surprise at the first traffic light. My panties were soaked
by PocketLewis October 6, 2024
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Poste

Poste is an Alpha Male , with a big cock , tall as fuck, ripped as fuck and he isn't a virgin anymore.
Girl: Is that Poste?
Other girl: Omg he is , let's suck his cock
by Beta Male October 10, 2018
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