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Gas Station Pocket Knife

An individual that looks and acts tough, but is actually a pushover.

A bully or poser
"That Gas Station Pocket Knife started a shove match with a waiter for getting his girlfriend's order wrong, but he started crying after the waiter threw a punch."
by RalphTheWanderer October 6, 2022
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Boy's pocket

Equal to 56,000 metric tons. Named after the notorious sizes of boy's pockets (such as the famous case of Timmy having sneaked his entire home into class that one time. Really got the whole school talking)
Damn, that ocean liner pulled approximately a Boy's pocket of fish
by Nightwatch2007 November 20, 2022
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Hot Pocket

When you place Saran wrap in your partner's mouth and then you s*** into their mouth that is a "Hot Pocket"
My girlfriend let me give her a Hot Pocket last night this one tasted like s*** for real !
by Sikestwon June 16, 2022
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Pocket Twist

Giving yourself, or receiving, a hand job through the pocket of your pants.
by AuntJemimasSandwiches January 10, 2019
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mountain dew and hot pockets - the meal choice of

Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.

Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.

There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.
Hi my name is matthew and I like

mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.

Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.

Capri sun also works
by Blu_leef January 28, 2024
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Pocket Pashmina

Soon To Be Invented Mini Pashminas Carrying All Sorts Of Information To Help You Pass Exams.
1) *In Exam* Ask Pocket Pashmina For Help
by MexicanPotatoSalad November 5, 2010
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Hog's Pocket

The vagina of an overweight lady
Typically when the stomach overhangs the genital region
Fat bird's fanny
"See that girl there, she defo has a hog's pocket"
by Hoglover69 July 23, 2021
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