by billy bob apple June 16, 2022
Get the blob potato mug.An expression that describes someone imposing, of great prowess and importance.
However, the expression implicitly means that the individual is someone arrogant, that thinks very highly of themselves, but who is completely unaware of their substandardness and foolish looks in the eyes of others.
However, the expression implicitly means that the individual is someone arrogant, that thinks very highly of themselves, but who is completely unaware of their substandardness and foolish looks in the eyes of others.
by Anterooo November 17, 2023
Get the Jack Big Potato mug.Someone who plays with their smartphone or other touchscreen (game player) and does not get much exercise.
My friends are always taking selfies, googling and becoming touch potatoes planted in fast food restaurant tables.
by glenglish May 19, 2017
Get the touch potato mug.Bob: hey my friend look it’s a potato
Bill: well gee bob that is certainly a cool looking potato.
Bob: indeed it is bill
*they worship said potato*
Bill: well gee bob that is certainly a cool looking potato.
Bob: indeed it is bill
*they worship said potato*
by Potato Worshiper August 3, 2020
Get the Potato mug.So, hide the potato (HTP) is a popular game in Florida (especially South Florida) where you get as big a potato possible and shove it up your butt. Some brave souls even try two!
Today, on my agenda, was a trip to Publix, in order to find the best, the biggest, and juiciest potato in order to shove up my rear for absolute pure ecstasy. Ahhhh! Oooh! Soooo fulfilling! Yep, I’m going straight to Hell. It happens. I’ve just got to hide the potato.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the hide the potato mug.The silencer of a gun.
by splat1234 November 2, 2023
Get the Potato on the barrel mug.the act of sticking a cooked potato up someone's ass and then eating it once it is shitted back out.
by iqpodz March 31, 2022
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