Mr. Milk Dud

a big ole meanie pants who has 30 mental disabilities including autism, half a brain, etc. and he is a sarcastic prick becuase he is a d

he got a small d and look like a milk dud Mr. Milk Dud

by w3845689w734ytiqwlfeui23wlgksy September 30, 2019

Choocy milk

Gods nectar

I love choocy milk bro

by DickDongDick December 17, 2020

Milking press

When a woman does paizuri aka a tit fuck, on a man while holding his hands.

"Hey man, sorry I couldn't meet up last night; I was getting ready to go out, but Alex was in a mood when she returned from the office. She wanted to get my attention by showing me something, giving me a milking press till my legs gave out" "Wow, lucky you, bro, I couldn't imagine. Sounds romantic."

by Curare the defenestrator February 24, 2023

Milk Midgets

Milk Midgets are exceptionally small creatures that, when you least suspect it and aren't looking, steal your milk. They are most commonly known to move during night time and raid kitchen refrigerators for milk and other milk-based products.

Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.

Boy: "Shoot, I drank all the milk! Mom and Dad are going to be so angry with me!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"

by MarshmallowKing January 25, 2025

milk cabbage

another name for cole slaw, which is already shitty enough as it is

i hate milk cabbage

by fuck u milk cabbage August 22, 2017

Dad went for milk

When a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk or cigarettes, but then they'll never come back.

Obviously Visho never talks about his dad. His Dad went for milk and never returned

by DalitLomdi February 4, 2023

Milking

an action from a woman whose aim is to milk all the sperm with her pussy as much as she can

He leans in to kiss her neck and, after another thrust, comes with a loud grunt. His cum splashes inside her and she lets out a scream, her body wracked with spasms of pleasure.

"Ahh," she pants, her body quivering and twitching, milking his cock as much as she can. The heat of his release inside her body makes her come again. He stays inside her, unmoving, and it's almost impressive how full she feels. Orgasm over, she sags against the wall, panting heavily. "You... cruel man..." Though soft, he still hasn't pulled out yet. Knowing him, she knows it's not over yet. Sighing, she throws him a look over her shoulder. "If you want more, you're going to have to lead, alright?"

by Doheru September 10, 2023