Banged in the face with a shitbag

An exclamation of disgust. Used specifically to elicit the visual of someone preforming fellatio on a person who currently has a colostomy bag.

“I’m going to bang you in the face with a shitbag”

“Well, Bang me in the face with a shitbag, that sucks.”

“Woke up this morning feeling like I got banged in the face with a shitbag”

by Lil hed February 24, 2025

Bang ganging

A synonym for gang banging thats used to tell others that your in the game whom might try to incriminate you.

Officer were bang ganging ain't no gang activities here!

by Hamza_hussain53west April 28, 2020

Glitch bang bang

To be used when you’re playing call of duty and your game glitches and you accidentally die.

DUDE IT WAS A GLITCH BANG BANG

by Mandem with big PP June 21, 2020

alfresco banging

Outdoor sex, ideally in a picturesque location such as on a riverbank.

“Do you want my meat by the river today, Lara?”

“Oh, go on then, Niall. I’m always up for a bit of alfresco banging.”

by Lil Moon, the OG MG October 26, 2025

Bang a Paulie

In Massachusetts when you hit a minor speed bump.

"I bang a Paulie on main street last night and I think it ruined my tail pipe"

by Memelord69420 September 9, 2019

Bang Lag

Similar to Jet Lag. Disruption of a typical sleeping cycle experienced after staying up for multiple consecutive nights banging.

"hey, looking a bit tired this morning there dude"
"ya... just a bit of bang lag"

by salesismycoffee July 20, 2016

bang on wood

A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.

1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.

by PoehlerBehr September 4, 2018