columbus day

The day that began the 300+ year genocide of Native Americans. A sad day for us.

40,000,000 Native Americans were killed from the 1500's to the mid 1900's.

by Ihsahn November 20, 2004

seven-day

adj. Weak; lacking in strength or any substantial redeaming qualities.

Dude, you're an idiot. That plan is completeley seven-day!

by calihodian May 21, 2009

Moshe Day

Mosher's Birthday

Happy Moshe Day, ya sloag

by RipRap October 7, 2011

The Day Walker

A random male Goth of about 50 Years of age who always wears dark sunglasses, white foundation and has Dental alteration so that he has fangs. He hangs around with groups of teenagers in parks.

Joe: Hey... is that guy a pervert?
Jay: No, that's just The Day Walker... he thinks he's a vampire
Joe: So a pervert?
Jay: Yeah...

by Epic Ginge June 10, 2009

Sick day

A sickness which causes the patient to have a day or multiple days off work. Usually contracted by yard staff or drivers. Patients usually display the following symptoms:
- sticky matress
- immense feeling of lazyness
- ability to not give a shit
- ability to let co-workers do their work
- enormous feeling that they are owed a certain amount of sick days a year.
Symptoms can quickly subside if administered a dose of self respect and a small amount of elbow grease.

Where is ........ today? It's okay he is having another sick day.
Has he phoned in?
No, he has texted in though.

by darkfruits1 September 17, 2018

Man Day

Another word for Super Bowl Sunday. The only Sunday of the year when all men must eat a variety of animals (as close to living as possible), be waited on hand and foot by their women, get to watch TV all day, drink beer until they fart, AND call into work the next day. Blowjobs are optional but expected if your man is rooting for the winning team. The only downside: 8 woman in a room cooing over commercials.

"Dude Man Day is coming!"

"You're right! Let's get sh*tfaced!"

by Batman Bin Superman February 19, 2010

Earth Day

tomedd

"I ship Earth Day!"
"What's Earth Day?"
"TomEdd!"

by SyraTheCommie April 22, 2018