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Straight

an idiot that thinks only straight people can have kids.
My mom is bisexual not straight

My dad is pansexual not straight
mugGet the Straightmug.

STRAIGHT

PIERS AND STEVEN ARE THE DEFINITION STRAIGHT.
bro ur so straight
ong he bult like steven and piers
by anonymous November 18, 2021
mugGet the STRAIGHTmug.

boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.
guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
by booty42069 April 24, 2018
mugGet the boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employeemug.

flexi-straight

Being predominately straight, but less specific as the urgency to get off increases. Being attracted exclusively to the opposite sex, but flexible as to which gender can participate in getting one off.
He needed to cum, but his regular girls weren't available, so, being flexi-straight, it didn't matter if the nearest willing orifice was a guy or a girl.
by Nostrovio January 31, 2024
mugGet the flexi-straightmug.

Straight Donk

You're being a straight donk right now.
by SuedeFungus May 6, 2025
mugGet the Straight Donkmug.

straight rugby

Having a good time! Drinking at a restaurant just to look cool is just playing football, Drinking at a party to get fucked up, Thats straight rugby!
Hey Tyler, are you ready to get straight rugby?

Bro you already know, its time to take the pads off and do the damn thing!
by wearyellow December 12, 2010
mugGet the straight rugbymug.

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