anal muffing 

n. A girl forcibly putting her vagina on a man's butthole

Rebecca: I heard Chad is up for anal muffing!
Holly: He better spread his cheeks pretty wide for my vag!

anal muffing by MaryvilleGoSaints November 6, 2013

Shit-berry muffins 

an expression used to signify stress

Shit-berry muffins! I didn't study for the Bio Final!

Shit-berry muffins by MYSTERY 1234561 June 3, 2010

basket full of muffins 

a bag filled with varietys of insect and animal shit.

DESHAWN: (ahahahah

TEANA:(dont worry cuz one day im gon come up and give u a basket full of muffins!)
DESHAWN:(wtf is that suppose to mean?)

{days later........}

Deshawn:(ahhhhhhh holy shi*t wtf is that get away from me)

basket full of muffins by sycochick13 July 13, 2011

Maffing 

The act of being in a sexual situation, laughing at something, and then moaning in the middle of the laugh creating a weird and uncomfortable combination of the two.

"Dude how was your night with Jason? *wink wink*"
"It was a awesome but there was like a ten minute break where we couldn't stop laughing because he kept maffing"

Maffing by stacys mom 76 June 26, 2015

mxffin

a hot sexy person who moderates a discord server full of idiots just like them

wow omg its mxffin, that hot admin

mxffin by anonymous November 23, 2021

Morning Muffen

The act of waking your women up of you eating her pussy out in the morning. The reverse favor of a early bird special. (see first definition)

I decided to give my girl firend a morning muffen since she gave me a early bird special yesterday morning.

Morning Muffen by bluewolfxx October 3, 2010

cum muffen 

a muffen you cum in and get someone to eat it

she is going to eat the cum muffen

cum muffen by anal poo bum wee wee August 24, 2014